Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Well This Is Just About The Best Story Ever

I can't guarantee that this story is true, but I CAN guarantee that it is awesome. In Stuttgart, Germany, a sterile man paid his neighbor, a father of two, $2,500 to impregnate his wife, a former beauty queen. For 3 nights a week for the next 6 months, (72 times for you kids counting at home), the neighbor tried to get this woman pregnant. Eventually the husband forced his neighbor to see the doctor, who determined the neighbor was sterile as well.

But how could he be sterile - didn't he have two children? This led to the neighbor's wife confessing that he was not the father of their two kids. I guess you win some, you lose some. If you get paid to have sex with your neighbor's hot wife 72 times, you should probably figure something horrendous is coming your way.

This story is too good to be true, but then again, so are deep-fried empanadas. So maybe it's true. "Full" details at the link below.

http://www.global-report.com/perth/?l=en&a=347624

ETA: Oh yeah, and now the guy who was paid to make a baby is being sued for breach of contract. But his defense is that he tried his best. Well played, sir, well played.

1 comment:

D. said...

you left out the best part: he's now suing the neighbor for breach of contract.